Wait a minute Mister Postman

(Stop)
Oh yes, wait a minute Mister Postman
Wait Mister Postman

Please Mister Postman, look and see
If there's a painting in your bag for me
(Please, Please Mister Postman)
Why's it takin' such a long time
For me to get that dress painting of mine

There must be some word today
About that painting from so far away
Pleas Mister Postman, look and see
If there's a package, a package for me

I've been standin' here waitin' Mister Postman
So Patiently,
For just a glimpse or even a picture
Sayin' it arrived in just one piece for me

Please Mister Postman, look and see
If there's a painting in your bag for me
(Please, Please Mister Postman)
Why's it takin' such a long time
For me to get that dress painting of mine
So let me see just what's inside
I've been hoping to give it to the bride
Wait a minute, what the hell?
Take a look at what the painting befell
Mister Postman, look and see
At just the damage done by thee
(Please, Please Mister Postman)
Why's it been run through a shredder?

(Why don't you check it and see one more time for me, you gotta)
Wait a minute
Wait a minute
Wait a minute
Wait a minute
(Mister Postman)
Mister Postman, look and see

(C'mon who uses Tigers as postal carriers?)
Mister Postman

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I kinda secretly knew it was going to happen at some point but I'm still mad as hell that I had another job piled ontop of my plate courtesy of the US postal service.

Because your package is am important to us as a a tax reform is to a bear.