Where the Vampire Swings

Where the Vampire Swings

There is a place where the vampire swings
And zombies shuffle before the beat begins,
And there the frights come what may,
And there mummies hold to the sway,
And there Igor makes an awesome souffle
To appeal to every hunger pang.

Let us leave this place where no monsters chance
And the kids are safely tucked in bed.
Past the castle on the moor of wisps
We shall walk with a walk of Egypt and a bag of crisps,
And watch enthralled as master Igor lisps
To the place where the vampire swings.

Yes we shall walk with a walk of Egypt and crisps,
And watch enthralled as master Igor lisps,
For the monsters boogie down, oblivious to our traps
To the place where the vampire swings.