Anti-wedding mood

For the past week or so (probably right around this time) I've really been hard pressed to get excited for the wedding. At this point I am looking forward to the honeymoon much more than the wedding as well as when the futurama movie comes out and Rock Band 2 and when we can pay the gas bill.

So rather than looking at various centerpieces and figuring out how we're gonna set up our reception site I've just been messing around at various places and I thought I'd share my random day fun.

First off, every day requires a stop off at Cake Wrecks. If you haven't heard of this place, they're famous for hosting the picture of that wedding cake. You know the one. Where the bride had her likeness made in cake to be eaten by everyone. Really, you got to see it.

Well they also have a wreck a day, of just disturbing and hilarious cakes made by professional bakers that are rather missing their mark. (I don't know why but I just loved the babies on the carrots).

Okay now that you've gotten a whole bunch of giggles out of your system time for a fun simple game. Just go to this color personality site and instead of choosing your favorite color do your wedding colors (or as close as you can get) and then change you to "Your wedding." Here are mine:

Your wedding enjoys a peaceful environment

in which to relax and appreciate life.

(My wedding is a hippie)

Your wedding has a refined sense of beauty.
(In other words, tacky)

Your wedding is capable of persisting against

all odds when determined to reach a goal.

(We're getting married, damnit!)

Your wedding is intent on establishing a

personal attitudinal framework within

which to accomplish your goals.

(My wedding owns a thesaurus apparently)

Your wedding is very strong-willed and

determined and can accomplish much

when left alone and undisturbed.

(My wedding is a homicidal maniac waiting to happen)

Easy-going and original, your wedding is capable

of relaxing and enjoying the finer things in life.

(My wedding is a snob)

Your wedding has an eye for art.

(And a jewel thief)

Your wedding works hard to improve your life

and to surmount the tensions involved in the struggle.

(By making your life filled with stress and struggle,

Bastard)

For those Freakazoid fans, I know there's at least one out there, I give you this little clip on marriage. I love it. Mmm meat.

If you're tired of having to go dress shopping all the time and look at the same thing over and over again why not make your own bridal gown?

I've decided that rather than my simple one I think I'll go for something a bit more poufy like this:

I just realized it looks like the little mermaid's wedding dress. Ah the early 90s.

If that one seems a bit to limiting, here is another bridal gown maker but I didn't really like the model as much. Mine looks like a sex doll someone pulled out of a dumpster.

Finally if there are any Kingdom of Loathing fans out there, have yourself a three tiered wedding cake.