Happy Almost Halloween everyone!
You'd think with it being just around the corner and all we'd be scrambling like a chicken in a poker tournament (I have no idea what that means). But much like our wedding we've got just about everything under control and have to wait til the big day is almost here to go into craze mode.
So instead we've been chilling like a pine cone in an ice cream factory (what the?) and what better way than with some House on Haunted Hill Rifftrax style.
You all know what that means - shiny new pictures based around the shorts.
Their first short revolved around a witch who must have drawn the short straw that year and had to put on a rather embarrassing play about how to make your own sugared cereal and save. You knew she was really there to dick with people when she suggested reconstituing powdered milk and drinking that.
I've done that before, trust me, it's got to be against the Geneva convention.
I give you, the grocery witch:
This is probably the scariest thing I've drawn in quite a while:
T-shirt cause why not?
All right, that does it! This Simile book is just a series of random nouns strung together. Who wrote this thing anyway?