Friday, July 29, 2011

Free Book!

Banter, banter banter, wow the weather is looking especially apocalyptic lately, hey is that a new head?

Okay now that the pleasantries are over time to get down to business.

I'M GIVING AWAY TWO COPIES OF MY BOOK - Tin Hero: Boy meets Girl, Girl teaches Boy how to kill Ogre, Boy falls down a lot. (To learn more and read a handy preview check out this blog write up on it from Indie Books List)
They will both come with a copy of my little map of the land of Arda (including a handy guide to where there be dragons and where there were being dragons) and my John Hancock (the feds are on to me) but the Grand Book Prize as it were comes with a bit more.
As well as a signature page covered in my squibbles and half attempts at cursive I learned in third grade there are a few surprises waiting on each page.


It's a book containing two things I love, spinning wild tales that end on a fart gag and covering things in doodles and I'm giving it away free of charge and everything.

But wait, there's more. To coincide with this little giveaway and if you don't care much for digital copies for a week anyone can get my eBook version for $0.99.

It's in about any form imaginable; Kindle, Nook, Palm, Hamster, HTML, Vellum and buried in jars for thousands of years. Just click here and include the coupon code: MT87U

Once again, Click Here and include the code: MT87U to get any random electronic copy of my novel.

 Now to the meat of the bone, how to win this collector's edition (in that I'm only doing this once, filling 270 pages with doodlings is hard).

In order to officially enter you have to leave a name in the comments. It would be preferable if you leave your name but I understand if you CIA robots are after you but you still need some light reading.

For another entry be following the blog. I swear I won't send wave after wave of spam after you. How about Vienna Sausages instead?

Over the course of the week I'll include a few other ReTweet twitter chances to enter more as well.

That's it. Free book, covered in free drawings and trees and when the winner is chosen perhaps even a small personalized painting. Get to clicking.

26 comments:

Stephaniemakesall said...

CIA Bots aren't after me-creditors are :)

bookpusher said...

Ooh, ooh, pick me, pick me!

Aramis Troche

Leslie said...

I still can't believe you have a published book. I'm in awe. By the way, I'll be down your way on the 9th of August. Maybe we can do lunch!

Rev Lloyd said...

i would love to win! Lloyd Williams Jr

jrrl said...
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jrrl said...

It sounds like a lot of fun. Here's hoping the randomness gods are with me.

Also retweeted as @steampunkcom.

Tarpo said...

I'm definitely lining up to win a hard copy. So awesome :)

Susan said...

I would love to win this. What a fantastic idea!

Big Vin said...

As a proud owner of spleens and livers that you procured for me a copy of your book would be a cherished addition to my collection.
Vinnie Lopez @bigvin

misplacedboy said...

So glad you're doing this! Me want have book (Ogre stylee)

SunflowerP said...

Good way to induce the lurkers (like me) to delurk.

Sunflower

me said...

It's me. . miss_sarah_s. Also, I heart you (but only appropriately)

Quentin The Cat and Erica The She said...

Please pick me, Erica the She. Quentin will give you the belleh.

Lukrezia said...

Know what? I so wanna get a book too! Really!
That would be so awesome, I would carry it around with me and tell me internet-anxious friends how I got it.

Would be like having a werewolf with me.

Jim Espinoza said...

Ooh! I love winning things and you are, as we all know, brilliant so I'm extra excited!

If it's not painfully clear, this is Jim aka @TheGreatSilence

Pandora said...

Is it too late to enter?

cakedarla said...

I love books. I couldn't eat a whole one, right enough, but I'm hoping to win a copy of yours.

cakedarla at gmail dot com

Laurie said...

would love to win!

laurie1993@verizon.net

Laurie said...

GFC follower

laurie1993@verizon.net

Amanda said...

I would love to have a copy of this book!

amanda.corley@ymail.com

Amanda said...

I follow on GFC.

amanda.corley@ymail.com

AEKZ2 said...

I want to win!

Annette
annettekz2@yahoo.com

Gina said...

I really really really really really want to win!!!!

ginahamm@yahoo.com

Gina said...

I subscribe to your blog!

ginahamm@yahoo.com

Gianna said...

I would love to win.
I don't know what's worse.. CIA robots or infosquitos ;)

Gianna said...

Now following GFC (Gianna).