I'm not one to play the April Fool's tricks on this Internet Christmas. In fact, I prefer to make the what if games every other day of the year and leave today for the amateurs. So, rather than try and trick you all I shall instead dredge up the nail polishes I created for nerds a few years back and offer them up for anyone else who may be lacking in a certain scruples.
If someone were to say, present one of these as real and available, I cannot be held accountable.
Doctor Who Nail Polish Theme:
Or be able to create matter with my mind. Whichever is easiest on the universe.