It is a truth universally acknowledged that a woman in possession of pool noodles will be in want of a tentacle.
For those unaware, I'm a bit of a Halloween nut. And by bit I mean when the basement recently flooded I had to move piles of skeletons, coffins, and ghosts to mop up the carpet. I'm also big into making my own stuff rather than buying whatever cheap plastic crap the stores spit out every October.
On top of the graveyard, dragon cave, spider pit, and scarecrow salon I wanted to add something a bit aquatic.
I swiped the idea from a tutorial here. The biggest thing I changed was putting the suckers in the proper formation instead of haphazardly chucking them everywhere. I'll also show how to make the twists and turns of my tentacles.
- Three pool noodles of varying sizes
- 1/2" & 3/4" pipe insulation foam to chop up into the suckers
- a wire hanger
- a crap ton of duct tape (over 60 yards to make two tentacles)
- grocery bags/filling
- spray paint
Start with your three noodles arranged with one higher and than the others. There will be a gap at the bottom, but it's okay. We have a solution!
I find where the three pool noodles intersect and tape them together. Then, using my saw blade, I whittle down where each pool noddle meets so it's a much smoother flow. If it doesn't quite come out perfect, you can use the bags to help the transition:
To the tip, saw off the edges to make a point and add the wire hanger. This will in theory all you to make a bit of articulation. I say in theory because whenever I try, I pierce the foam with the hanger and have to jam it all back in.
Now to the curves. Make sure you leave a good bit at the bottom, at least a few feet. If you cut your tentacle too high up the weight won't be supported and it'll all fall down. With the saw blade, slice into the pool noodles almost all the way through. Stuff that section with plastic bags and then tape it back up.
The next step is suckers. Take the insulation and chop it into adorable calamari rings. Do that for about two hours while you lose all feeling in your back and stomach muscles.
I glued the suckers on with hot glue, but here's a funny thing about hot glue, it eats foam. Like "the cookie monster at a bakery" eats foam. There is a good chance some of your suckers will dissolve if you cut them too thin. You can try liquid nails, but I hate that shit. We don't get on.
Now to spray paint.
Big shock, you can't use regular ol' boring spray paint on duct tape. Duct tape not a big fan of it and will crack. I used our good friend Krylon plastic which will stick to anything. Use a gloss so it'll have that yanked out of water wet look:
After this it's time to go through your stash and beautify up the tentacle. I used antique white, orange, brown, and rusting red to give this tentacle all its pretty colors.
I also got a solar powered light up mason jar for cheap as they try to clear out the summer garden decor stuff. I tried to haunt it up like my witch lanterns but it still looked a bit blah. Then I got an idea.
Inking my trees across paper, I created a forest inside the jar. I'm thinking I might try painting the trees inside, but not for awhile and after a few test jars.