Happy "Consumption of mass quantities of hi-fructose corn syrup in the pursuit of Eros" Day.
I got you some chocolates to celebrate, note there might still be some twitching but that's only involuntary movement I swear.
I even combed the archives for my old ones from last year:
These first two come from Doctor Who:
An MST3K valentine for those that like to mock things (I can't imagine what that would be like):
One for the Lovecraftian fan:
Happy Polarizing Holiday of Amorous Affections!