This morning was not one of those times.
I was standing at the back door, watching my husband put his shoes one when a cacophony of metal smashing into metal broke from the backyard and watched as our shed crumpled and flew up like it saw a spider.
My first thought was that another tree tried and succeeded at taking out our fence again. Then the screaming started.
We hung back, while Es dropped her ball thinking all these people were in her yard to play with her until the guy was loaded up and taken to the hospital. Then we started the damage assessment.
Actually he really fucking lucked out, we had almost nothing in our shed and are not avid saw blade collectors. He also fell or flew off enough from his bike that when that finally fell it didn't crush him.
Because it's poetic, the front tire crashed far off beside the tree to escape all damage.
Edited to add: I think I need to put this outside my fence: