You may have heard that there was something bad that happened causing the other bad thing leading to twitter crashing more than a 5 year old getting into the halloween candy stash.
This then lead to me whipping up a little something and announcing that I am going to be leading the Twitter apocalypse:
Except you can't have four horsemen without cool pictures to go with them.
Coming in first, Big Red, the Destroyer of Prior, Himself to end Himself, WAR!
What do you mean you don't have any transportation? What kind of riders are you?
Oh so you have a pogo stick at home do you War? And you have access to a unicycle Pestilence . . . can you ride it? Yeah I didn't think so.
Fine I'll get you all bus passes.
Fear the Four Dreaded Bus Riders of the Apocalypse.