EDITED TO ADD: After much hemming and hawing I did finally make one armored Barbie, Commander Shepard.
It's happened again, a wild idea has lead me down that photoshopping products that don't actually exist path.
More specifically I got to wondering just what would get someone who's fairly wishy washy on that whole pantomiming human relationships with a gigantic head/tiny wasted pink maniac in plastic instead of say my preferred choice of old star trek figures or on occasion cars or random bits of foam.
If Barbie came with a sword, of course.
Allow me to introduce the RPG line of Barbie dolls, you can be whatever you want provided it's awesome at kicking butt and rolling dice:
Just added is Necromancer Barbie! With her army of raised dead she'll be unstoppable against her enemies. Comes with a dagger, a vial of blood, and her first skeleton minion to aid in the ritual sacrifices necessary to conquer the grave itself.
This last Barbie is simply because whenever I undertake a challenge I must do one that's MST3K related:
There we go, dolls for the discerning nerd or someone who just wants lots of tiny swords.