From those who brought you baby Neils Bohr and baby Curie we are proud to announce the latest in awe inspiring technology for turning your baby into some kind of super genius hell bent on word domination.
We have taken Shakespeare's world famous words and tweaked them a bit to fit with today's modern baby on the go.
After just a few weeks of enjoying the soothing colors, calming music and extraordinary amount of ghosts the bard kept throwing in soon your baby will believe herself to be Ophelia about to attempt scuba diving or Juliet seriously overreacting to some bad news.
Baby Shakespeare has all of the bards favorite classics.
Before you know it on the playground while all the other parents talk about how their kids first word was Mama or Dada, your child struck a pose and uttered the soul searching words:
That's right, baby shakespeare, because the surest way to make sure your kid is super popular at school is if they can quote the entire third act from Midsummer Night's Dream instead of being able to tie their shoes.