A week back or so there was a post at the Rifftrax blog by one Bill Corbett where he posted this picture and asked us to make up a comment:
For some reason I've had "Death be not proud" in my head and this came out:
"Salad? (the lost poem by John Donne)
Salad be not proud, though some have called thee
Healthy and tasty, for, though art not so
For those, who live off thy tasteless lettuce
Come to lust in their dream for a piece of flesh."
So now I get to pick my own little rifftrax for free. This is a great wedding present.