I'd like to return a dog I recently purchased.
Yes this is the one:Now I know she looks like a dog but there's something just not right about her.
In fact I'd even dare to go so far as to say you took a cat, dressed it up a dog and sold that to me.
Proof? Why I have the proof right here:What normal dog chases after a pointer's beam of light?
What's next? She'll start curling up on the dryer and chasing after balls of yarn?
I demand a full refund and also my parrot seems to be dead.