Friday, November 14, 2008

My own kidnapping

Hello, police? We seem to have had a bride get kidnapped.

Yeah, right at her wedding. They just came up behind her, slipped a blindfold over her and walked her out (though it seems they are really bad at blinding someone as she didn't walk into the few poles they tried to lead her in to).

The suspects? Well the ring leader looks a lot like Bride of Frankenstein

There is another one with blond hair in a wedding dress and leather jacket and another looks like she just got out of a scrap and had her dress torn.

The last one appears to have just gotten off work at a vet clinic.

What should we do? Just sit down and color while you handle it? Okay, we can do that.

We just got in these ransom pictures. It appears to our forensics office that the bride was kidnapped to a local Doc Johns probably to embarrass the shit out of her.

Here the culprits proceeded to drag her around the store, pointing and giggling. They may have at one point had a store employee show off one of their vibration machines. Perhaps they finished the crime off by buying her some "things" for the wedding night.

So, do we prosecute?

No, it seems she was delivered back in time for the end of her reception. Let's just call it case closed and go get some coffee.


Anonymous said...

he he he.....we had FUN!!! and that lady in there was SCARY!

AmyJean said...

I love how you tell this story. and the pics to go along are great!

sounds memorable and so much fun!

DCKate said...

That looks like so much fun! Great pics - they should definitely go in the album!

I added you to my blogroll!

The Pissed Off Bride said...

You all are a fun bunch! lol. looks like fun and great pictures btw

Bride in Exile said...

What great pictures!

Incidentally, I've just nominated you for an ultra-prestigious Uber Awesome Blog Award :-) You can snag the icon from my blog if you want to nominate blogs too, but mostly I just wanted to give you and your blog major props!