Friday, February 20, 2009

E=MC(Rip Van Winkle)

rel⋅a⋅tiv⋅i⋅ty
noun
1. (physics) the theory that space and time are relative concepts rather than absolute concepts
2. (traditional)the quality of being relative and having significance only in relation to something else
3. (dating) when you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. - Albert Einstein
4. (calendar) the feeling that even though it lacks only two or three days February lasts as long as it takes soup to boil and if you were to close your eyes and open them March would be upon you.

4 comments:

Chesney said...

Great quotes, makes one open the mind...

Mrs. Not-so-Domesticated said...

Right now I have Black Cherry and Lilac Vanilla candles. The lilac vanilla is a "new" sent that they were trialing, so I got my Black cherry for half off...yay! My favorite is fruit smoothie, it makes me feel like its summer

AmyJean said...

Wha ... da. that is fricking cool!!! I love #3 Dating definition! lol
RelentlessBride

withoutadornment said...

Haha. That is too funny!