Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to infiltrate that retail behemoth known as Wal-Mart (alias Wally World or 'For the love of God just tell me where the canned green beans are!') You must acquire two special food items for your out of state in laws that apparently only exist at this establishment in Nebraska.
Here is the list of items as well as a credit card and a cattle prod. Be warned, it is approaching the holidays so the Wal-Mart alert level has been upgraded from "slightly annoying" to "just leave the kid and run!"We plan our assault for black as midnight 6 PM (it is winter after all). Hopefully we can get in and out before anyone notices us.
We're being attacked! It's a huge pile of Santa cakes! Don't look into his eyes, he's sure to suck you into his soulless dimension filled with elves, hammers, and fireplaces.Look! The perfect answer to the Santa cake attack. Coke grenades!Run! Run to the coffee aisle!
Please tell me we found the right brand/right flavor/right level of caffeine?Hurray! We've succeeded. We can buy up the last of the Pears Coffee and Dorothy Lynch as we prepare for the coffee & salad dressing apocalypse!