Thursday, December 11, 2008

Picture a Day- Day 9

Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to infiltrate that retail behemoth known as Wal-Mart (alias Wally World or 'For the love of God just tell me where the canned green beans are!') You must acquire two special food items for your out of state in laws that apparently only exist at this establishment in Nebraska.

Here is the list of items as well as a credit card and a cattle prod. Be warned, it is approaching the holidays so the Wal-Mart alert level has been upgraded from "slightly annoying" to "just leave the kid and run!"We plan our assault for black as midnight 6 PM (it is winter after all). Hopefully we can get in and out before anyone notices us.

We're being attacked! It's a huge pile of Santa cakes! Don't look into his eyes, he's sure to suck you into his soulless dimension filled with elves, hammers, and fireplaces.Look! The perfect answer to the Santa cake attack. Coke grenades!Run! Run to the coffee aisle!

Please tell me we found the right brand/right flavor/right level of caffeine?Hurray! We've succeeded. We can buy up the last of the Pears Coffee and Dorothy Lynch as we prepare for the coffee & salad dressing apocalypse!
Now, let's get the hell out of here before they send the shelf stockers after us.

6 comments:

AmyJean said...

I love those santa cakes

Linda said...

LOL. Did you get enough salad dressing? I assume you go through a lot of it.
Sadly we do not have a Super Walmart here. Just plan ole Walmarts. We love to go but we never leave without $500 worth of crap.

Rachel said...

LOL! You know, you never feel bad about yourself after a trip to Wal-Mart.... ;-) It's a total pick-me-up when you're feeling down...
For instance, you feel proud that you know how to wear shoes, decided to put on clean clothes, and brush your hair. (And yes, I really did see a guy wandering in Wal-Mart, with a kid no less, not wearing shoes. Seriously)


By the way - TAG!!!! Lady, you're it!

Deb said...

I have to say, those Santa cakes look MUCH better than the ones we have at our walmart...lol

Vanessa@BYSE said...

Those coca cola bottles are just too cute!

Jennifer said...

Oh Dorothy Lynch, how I miss thee. You are not avaialbe out in the wild wild west, so when I return to the midwest I smother my iceberg with you.