If; however, you do find that the house you just bought is in fact haunted there's no big reason to worry.
If all this becomes too much and you're tired of your 4 year old spectre you really just need two things, a mystic native american guide (because nothing pisses ghosts off more than Catholic priests it seems) and a ton of sage.
Apparently the smell of burning of sage is the universal eviction notice to ghosts. Though I think it'd probably scare off just about any one with a pulse within a half a mile radius.
Rosemary sure makes a nice practice bouquet too. To hell with the traditional ribbons and bows off the shower gifts, someone needs to restart the old tradition of carrying herbs down the aisle. It's a whole lot more fragrant than any old flowers.Has anyone else watched way too many ghost shows? Got any other good banishing evil spirit tricks?
What would you do with a couple of sprigs of rosemary if you had the chance?