And while tastes in paint, bathroom fixtures, and even help me wallpaper are debatable I think there's one thing all houses should have: straight lines.
So just one house has this weird M.C. Escher design going on. Who would make a house with more curves than Marilyn Monroe at Nascar? It's got to be the only one right? Right?I'm not sure if I should be wearing special glasses to make the place look like it's coming at me or if I cross my eyes a dolphin will appear. Who really thought taking a forced perspective image of a living room would encourage more people to buy it? It just makes me eyes water and my brain weep into a corner.
Back into the pile you go. A house hunters work is never done.
Oh why not one more. Check out the bathroom.If you're in there for too long the walls will compress and squash you flat so hurry up in that shower damn it!