I could use a drink as I start to dip my toe into the trials of home ownership.
I could use a double and I put some info into a mortgage calculator and find out how little we can get for a house.
I could steal the entire liquor cabinet from the set of Mad Men after looking at how little of my paycheck would be left after paying for the mortgage.
Too bad the hardest thing I throwback is ginger ale. Maybe it's time I move up to sarsaparilla.
How much do you think sod houses go for?