Thanks to random link clicking I came across this list and just had to share my own interpretations.
30 Things to Do with a Naked Man - Well don't pick up hot pans with one, I learned that the hard way.
1. Sneak Up Behind Him - let out a scream and watch him jump through the ceiling.
2. Get Naked Too - Freak everyone out at the local ice cream shop.
3. Let Him Be an Animal - Stress that he must be a seahorse and gestate your children.
4. Break Out the Blindfold - causing him to smash his family jewels into that coffee table he couldn't see
5. Climb on Top - naked mountain climbing is the latest craze.
6. Take a Sensual Shower - Bathe in nothing but perfume and oil for that I just wandered off a porno set look.
7.Find His G-Spot - And ask it what happened to his E & H spot.
8. Give Him a New Number - Because you disconnected his old one for failing to pay his bills.
9. Find a New Favorite Spot - for him to lay down, because you're sick of him circling the rug ten times.
10. Massage His Backside - with the hand mixer.
11. Turn Him into a Buffet - complete with chafing dish and prime rib carving station.
12. Boss Him Around - Jefferson! Do you have those files for the Pillsbury account done yet? If you aren't finished by the end of the day you're fired!
13. Give Him a Peep Show - I like the pink ones best.
14. Make Him Beg - because you just spilled your coffee in his naked lap.
15. Treat Him to Don't-Lift-a-Finger Sex - look into traction.
16. Talk Dirty to Him - get swearing lessons from the navy.
17. Make Him Long for Your Lips - cover them in masking tape so he can never see them again.
18. Play No-Hands Nooky - break his hands.
19. Taunt Him - bring up his problems with premature ejaculation in front of his friends.
20. Enlighten Him - What is the sound of one hand masturbating?
21. Get Dirty with Him in the Tub - May I suggest 20 lb bags of fertilizer from Bob's Discount feces.
22. Tie Him Up - And rob him blind.
23. Imply That He's a Stud - But make sure he knows he isn't really. Or conversely convince him to climb inside the walls so you can hang a picture.
24. Make Him Hot, Then Cold - Force him to go through menopause
25. Seduce Him - because it's hard to think outside the box.
26. Toy with Him - Build a lego kit on his ass.
27. Rev Him Up for Round 2 - Of drunken Mario Carts.
28. Let Him Climb on Top - of the roof to finally fix the shingles.
29. Play Rough - break his feet as well as his hands.
30. Make It a Quickie - tell him the tortoise was run over by a truck.