Tuesday, October 20, 2009

Zombie Lawyer!

In some alternate reality where I have access to a sound stage, fancy cameras, a crew oh and a bunch of actors I shall create my own prime time comedrama called:

Zombie Lawyer

And it will follow Zombie Lawyer as he tries to navigate the dog eat zombie leg world of the law. Making his afterlife especially hard is his nemesis D.A. Dracula, who's out to get Zombie Lawyer and get him disbarred or at least have his brains removed in the middle of the court.

When Zombie Lawyer isn't working on a case he's buttering up to his Law Offices senior partner Wicked Witch hoping to turn those office sparks into something more than a little witchcraft.

Also look for a crazy cast of characters in the courtroom with the wise cracking bailiff mummy and the sour Frankenstein Monster judge. Fire bad indeed.

Doesn't that local coffee barista look a bit familiar with the long black cowl and scythe?

Soon all across the nation, Zombie Lawyers catchphrase will ring out to peels of laughter:And that's what I would create if I had access to Hollywood for a week or two.

5 comments:

Leslie said...

You know, if I didn't know better, I'd say you need committed!

Renee said...

I would watch that show.

Chesney said...

It would have to be better than "Zombieland" LOL

Iggy O said...

I hope you still read old posts, but your image of the Zombie Lawyer is so funny and cute that I'll run it, with an image credit, at our university's writing Web site. You'll see why in the post.

http://blog.richmond.edu/writing/2010/07/22/e-mail-from-a-deceased-attorney/

Bircheeta said...

What a great picture! I'm a librarian at the Seton Hall Law School Library. Can I use this image for some orientation materials for our students?

Brittany